Life in the fast lane...I have a job now. A real job, where I have to get up, put something on besides jeans and sneakers and go to WORK. I will never understand work. Here's my synopsis. I've made it into a flow chart, just for clarity. You can never have enough clarity.

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So this is my life. I can't say I am always pleased. I don't know how to dumb down or slow down or smile and nod when people are treating me like a drooler. Thus...I quickly work myself out of a job and need to be reassigned!